Time Flies

I didn't realize that it's been 2 years since I posted anything. I found that I had two draft posts that sat in here for years. I've just published it.

Better way to commit suicide?

If the urban legend is true, sticking a pin into the heart of a banana bunch, tie a red string to the pin and the other end to your front door, the spirit disguised as the woman of your dreams will come knocking every night to do your bidding. Only thing that sucks about it is that she will suck your life away eventually.

But, think about it, isn't this a better way to commit suicide?

Left or Right?

I took my boys out cycling yesterday. It was more like they did the cycling & I walked & ran beside them. I was also doing alot of yelling at them about approaching cars, slowing down, using thier brakes, get to the side of the road, yell, yell, yell. Anyway, up ahead the road we were on, was a truck heading towards us. I told my kids to watch out for that truck. Then the truck put on its indicator to turn left into the adjoining road on our right. So I said to my kids, "It's okay, the truck is turning right.". Here is where I am confused - Should I have said that the truck was turning left instead of right because the fact is the truck was really turning left? Hmm...

Here goes whatever.

My first post. I just wanted to give it a whack to see if it all works. Afterall, if you are reading this means your cajouling has paid off. So there, this is for whatever.

Parenthood!

Ever asked yourself what you would do if your kid was turning gay? Yes, I said 'turning'- the only time when you can still choose to do something or nothing.

What would you do?